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quote[0] = "\"We cannot discover new oceans until we have the courage to lose sight of the shore.\" <span class=byline>Anon.</span>";

quote[1] = "\"When you come to the edge of all the light you have known, and are about to step out into the darkness, Faith is knowing one of two things will happen; there will be something to stand on, or you will be taught to fly.\" <span class=byline>Richard Bach Jonathan Livingston Seagull</span>";

quote[2] = "\"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.\" <span class=byline>Albert Einstein</span>";

quote[3] = "\"Its not what you look at that matters, its what you see.\" <span class=byline>Henry David Thoreau</span>";

quote[4] = "\"No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it.\" <span class=byline>Albert Einstein</span>";

quote[5] = "\"Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.\" <span class=byline>Nathaniel Hawthorne</span>";

quote[6] = "\"...There was a stir throughout the ward.  It was as though self-induced healing had fluttered out of the great open book like a rainbow coloured butterfly for everyone to see, and they all held up their forehead and cheeks for its healing touch as it flew past.\" <span class=byline>Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn</span>";

quote[7] = "\"Anyone who doesn’t believe in miracles is not a realist.\" <span class=byline>David Ben Gurion</span>";

quote[8] = "\"I hope to reach beyond your rational mind, for miracles don’t come from the cold intellect. They come from finding your authentic self and following what you feel is your own true course in life.\" <span class=byline>Bernie Siegel</span>";

quote[9] = "\"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.\" <span class=byline>Albert Einstein</span>";

quote[10] = "\"Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.\" <span class=byline>Albert Einstein</span>";

quote[11] = "\"All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind is everything. What we think we become.\" <span class=byline>Buddha</span>";

quote[12] = "\"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.\" <span class=byline>Buddha</span>";

quote[13] = "\"However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you If you do not act on upon them?\" <span class=byline>Buddha</span>";

quote[14] = "\"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.\" <span class=byline>Buddha</span>";

quote[15] = "\"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little.\" <span class=byline>Buddha</span>";

quote[16] = "\"The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed.\" <span class=byline>Buddha</span>";

quote[17] = "\"The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.\" <span class=byline>Buddha</span>";

quote[18] = "\"Life is suffering.\" <span class=byline>Buddha</span>";

quote[19] = "\"Every human being is the author of his own health or disease.\" <span class=byline>Buddha</span>";

quote[20] = "\"Nothing is permanent.\" <span class=byline>Buddha</span>";

quote[21] = "\"If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change.\" <span class=byline>Buddha</span>";

quote[22] = "\"Be vigilant, guard your mind against negative thoughts.\" <span class=byline>Buddha</span>";

quote[23] = "\"To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance.\" <span class=byline>Buddha</span>";

quote[24] = "\"It is wrong to think that misfortunes come from the east or from the west; they originate within one's own mind. Therefore, it is foolish to guard against misfortunes from the external world and leave the inner mind uncontrolled.\" <span class=byline>Buddha</span>";

quote[25] = "\"Endurance is one of the most difficult disciplines, but it is to the one who endures that the final victory comes.\" <span class=byline>Buddha</span>";

quote[26] = "\"Laugh often, dream big, reach for the stars!\" <span class=byline>Anon.</span>";

quote[27] = "\"God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.\" <span class=byline>Voltaire</span>";

quote[28] = "\"If every word I said could make you laugh, I'd talk forever...\" <span class=byline>Anon.</span>";

quote[29] = "\"The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.\" <span class=byline>Mark Twain</span>";

quote[30] = "\"Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.\" <span class=byline>Friedrich Nietzsche</span>";

quote[31] = "\"I always knew looking back on my tears would bring me laughter, but I never knew looking back on my laughter would make me cry!\" <span class=byline>Cat Stevens</span>";

quote[32] = "\"A laugh is a smile that bursts.\" <span class=byline>Mary H Waldrip</span>";

quote[33] = "\"I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge - myth is more potent than history - dreams are more powerful than facts - hope always triumphs over experience - laughter is the cure for grief - love is stronger than death.\" <span class=byline>Robert Fulghum</span>";

quote[34] = "\"The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.\" <span class=byline>Shirley MacClaine</span>";

quote[35] = "\"Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.\" <span class=byline>Anon.</span>";

quote[36] = "\"Laughter is the spark of the soul.\" <span class=byline>Anon.</span>";

quote[37] = "\"Laughter is the closest distance between two people.\" <span class=byline>Victor Borge</span>";

quote[38] = "\"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.\" <span class=byline>Bill Cosby</span>";

quote[39] = "\"What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.\" <span class=byline>Yiddish Proverb</span>";

quote[40] = "\"A smile starts on the lips, A grin spreads to the eyes, A chuckle comes from the belly; But a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, Overflows, and bubbles all around.\" <span class=byline>Carolyn Birmingham</span>";

quote[41] = "\"Your anger is like the bubbles in a can of soda. The more you’re shaken, the more you want to let it out. The longer you keep it in though, the greater the size of the eventual explosion - and the flatter the drink at the end.\" <span class=byline>Anon</span>";

quote[42] = "\"I love bubbles!  They add the fizz to life and wine.\" <span class=byline>Kit Hammond</span>";

quote[43] = "\"Blowing bubbles is fun, its something our inner child still responds to.\" <span class=byline>Kit Hammond</span>";

quote[44] = "\"It is the heart that is not yet sure of its God that is afraid to laugh in His presence.\" <span class=byline>Kit Hammond</span>"


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